Currently, my line of work entails using an "enterprise resource planning" to automate some fairly regular financial processes. I, sometimes, feel that the said tool is more of a euphemism to an archaic accounting journal, which is what the buyer wants. I am nonplussed and utter myself that they want, what they want. I am digressing.
However, I am more bemused, because, apparently taking a dump in this line of work, is to export all the records from the system. It is funnier if you get involved in the situation. Suddenly, a person in the meeting would say, lets take a dump of the table. What? I was initially surprised but these days, I use every chance I get to utter the phrase and laugh myself to shit.
"Lets take a dump" Shall we?
